The Letter of Truth

Hi all y’all, I just wanted to set the record straight on side of the story since there’s been a lot of insults thrown and accusations made in the love triangle involving Dodge, the beautiful Rock Snob and myself.

Fact 1: Dodge and Rock snob had a blog relationship before I came on the scene.

Fact 2: Said relationship has, like any good relationship, seen its ups and downs.

Fact 3: Although I may be a young and lacking in the experience of blogging relationships I for one would never ever unilaterally brake up with my blog girlfriend because she didn’t like a White Stripes single. Rock Snob’s far too amazing of a woman to pull those kind of games. I’ll give Dodge credit for seeing the error of his ways on the matter, but frankly there was need for it to get to the point.

Fact 4: I’m not trying to steal Rock Snob. I’ve been reading her blog for some time. I gave her a tip on a new story. We corresponded a few times and found out we shared common interests. Fast forward to here where I get a marriage proposal from my Dharlin’ Rock Snob. Realising that it really doesn’t get better than that, I gleefully accept. Now Dodge, I’m not saying the proposal speaks to the state of your relationship with Rock Snob, because it doesn’t, but I am saying that it’s not like I’m some homewreaker who went into this trying to seduce her away.

Fact: 5: Dodge and I both care for Rock Snob. That much we can agree on, but when I go around trying to show my love I don’t say things like “the Snob is young, hot and bores easily.” You’ll get no argument form me on the first two, but the third? That’s ludicrous! I firmly believe if you're lucky enough to catch the attention of a beautiful, funny, sweet and charming woman like Rock Snob, you darn well treat her like the queen she is. I may be no expert in the ways of blog romance, but to my ears those words sound more like an insult than a complement. Don't get me worng, I’m not obtuse. I do realise it was meant as a slight to me, but there’s no need to insult the lady if you wanna take a shot at me.


So all this and Rock Snob’s replies have helped me confirm what I’ve said the whole time, a peaceful method is the way to go. I’m calling for my worthy rival to put an end to all this drama, stop the petty insults, accept a truce on the matter and agree to share the time and affection of the one and only Rock Snob. Why? ‘Cause if you really care for her you’ll do what makes her happy.

Dodge, the ball's in your court.